I’ve Been thinking about Cheetos. Possibly because I love cheese even when it’s disgusting, possibly because of my poor diet..possibly because of this sexy Cheeto. Either way, cheetos have been on my mind.
My relationship with cheetos is probably like a lot of peoples relationships with them. Secretly (or not so secretly) I think they’re awesome, and totally delicious if not slightly disgusting. They’re undeniably greasy, but hey, they’re still pretty good. They ain’t no brie but we’ll forgive the cheeto since it’s always there for camping trips and sometimes hangovers (thanks cheeto).
So who is the man that embodies the cheeto?
It had to be Adam Driver, specifically as Adam from Girls. At first Adam kind of grossed me out (probably you too), but now I love him (and you know you do too). I’m pretty sure he’d be a hit at a kids birthday party - just bring out a bowl of cheetos around kids and they go wild for that shit. Now go eat some cheetos. Secretly. Cause they’re kind of gross but sooooooo good.
Man Cheese Time!
Okay. So. I owe this man a man cheesing! It’s been a REALLY long time since we wrote anything for our lonely little Tumblr. Here goes … let me crack my dusty knuckles and see if I can still type a semi entertaining stream-of-consciousness for all two if you who may read this ;)
Every labour day long weekend since 2009ish I have made the pilgrimage to the Gorge for DMB weekend…this year will be my fifth year and it’s a very, very good time minus the occasional flippy-cup grass monster incident, a story which I will save for another time (which is actually never) But I digress…
Beyond the weekend long field camping/barbeque/party/crazy-awesomeness with friends there are three DMB shows that are always amazing. And I was skeptical my first year because although I was a fan I imagined that I would have to be a college student circa 1998 to really get into it for three days, but this guy and his amazingly tight band are one of the best shows around. I have a huge appreciation for them now, borderlining at times on what I can only imagine Bieber fans are going through. The man I am cheesing is, of course, Dave Matthews.
So…what kind of cheese would Dave Matthews be? Discussed with my two favourite Dave obsessed besties, Amanda and Sandra, the consensus was made that it had to be a sexy cheese. A sexy cheese, encompassing a goofy, soft inner-cheese heart just like Dave Matthews the goofball himself. And that brings me to ….. A buttery rich camembert with googly eyes.
I leave you with this clip of Dave picking up a coconut with his ass - skip to 1:10, enjoy!
Some people will stick around forever after they’re gone. I hope you will be one of them. Rest in Peace Maurice Sendak
Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.
I’d use it.
Rainbow Chakras? Sounds good!
When I want to feel 9 again…
I have zero inspiration or time, but I hate to see a bunch of men walking around who haven’t been compared to cheese yet. So, I suppose it’s time to do a man=cheese. Since I have no inspiration I tried out a new formula and it was AMAZING. I typed “man” into google, and looked at the images. Guess who comes up as the #1 image for “man”?
Not only is it Jeff Bridges but it’s actually that picture. So apparently to look like a man means to look at people sternly with a gray/white beard. And resemble Jeff Bridges, who we think is totally awesome so I’m on board. Something for you fellas to aspire to one day.
What kind of cheese would Jeff Bridges be? What kind of cheese can be paired with white russians, beer, maybe some weed, and bowling? I think I’m going to go with a pepper jack cheese. Spicy, delicate, and creamy (thanks, Wikipedia) - I think the dude would agree he resembles that description. And the applications of a pepper jack fit the man pretty well: in a quesadilla, on a burger, with an assortment of pickled things and crackers…simple and delicious.